Post by Press1269 on Feb 11, 2020 18:03:14 GMT
Torres: The following is a TAG TEAM MATCH scheduled for ONE FALL with a THIRTY MINUTE time limit!
The lights go dim as "Strangle Hold" by Ted Nugent begins to blare across the arena. Red strobe lights flicker all around the building and finally settle on the entryway. When the song settles into the breakdown, Press strides out from behind the curtain, stopping at the top of the ramp and gazes intently out at the crowd.
”Here I come again now baby
Like a dog in heat
Tell it's me by the clamor now baby
I like to tear up the street”
When the first lines bellow out, Youth appears, flashing around in front of Press, and spins a few times reaching out at the crowd who cheer in adulation. He comes to a teetering stop facing the ring, a coy grin on his face, as he looks back at his massive partner who merely nods his approval. The duo is followed by Munin.
Now I been smokin' for so long
You know I'm here to stay
Got you in a stranglehold baby
You best get oughta the way
Youth takes off into a sprint for the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope, and popping up with his hands over his head. Press stalks up to the ring, rising up on the ring apron, and then stepping over the top rope with one fist-pumped over his head. Youth takes a turnbuckle with a single bound, and plays up to the crowd, as Press turns and casually leans against the other corner, waiting for their opponents to appear. Munin beams with pride at the two men in the ring.
Torres: Coming to the ring at a combined weight of five hundred and sixty pounds...they are Flaming Youth and Press….THE BOMBTRAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nelson: After a losing effort in their debut on the last Chaos, The Bombtrax brutally put our Iconic Professional Wrestling Heavyweight Champion through a table for the second straight time.
Rose: And this time they’re being accompanied to the ring by Lady Munin. I have a sneaking suspicion she’s going to cause this to go to pot.
Crumb: Awe, don’t be so negative, Rose. She could be coming out here just to make sure that The Queen Bees don’t try anything?
“Mayhem” by Halestorm fills the room with a dominating feel. Out from behind the black curtain comes the domineering duo of Astrid Sedin and Brianna Rissi. Astrid has a confident swagger in her step and a diabolical smirk on her face. Astrid walks to the top of the ramp where she stops and poses. Meanwhile, Brianna skips around Astrid in her signature side pigtails, as Astrid poses, doing her usual hair fluffing, while Brianna comes to a stop beside her. Brianna places her hands behind her and rocks back on her heels, then spreads her feet and points one finger up in the air, wearing a matching smirk. The two women then look at each other and nod before they begin to make their way down the ramp and towards the ring. As they walk, Astrid twirls her blonde and pink hair around her finger. Brianna continues to skip at a slow pace to match Astrids, her hands behind her and her head leaning side to side. They ignore the fans that line the ramp, looking straight ahead.
Once they reach the bottom of the ramp, Astrid heads off to the right-hand side as Brianna stops at the bottom of the ramp. She watches as Astrid crosses in front of her, sees Astrid quickly hops onto the ring apron and gets to her feet, looking out at the crowd before she enters the ring through the ropes before bending her knees and quickly entering under the middle rope with a twirl. In the meantime, Brianna runs and baseball slides into the ring, timing her entrance to match Astrids. Brianna sits on her knees for a few seconds as Astrid enters the ring and then jumps up on to her feet. Both Astrid and Brianna climb turnbuckles on opposite corners and pose again, Astrid holding her arms up at the level of her shoulders, Brianna extending her arm and pointing out into the crowd, slowly rotating her hip to point at everyone in her visual vicinity. Astrid shakes her head from side to side as she talks smack to the crowd before hopping down. Brianna hops off at the same time. Both women wait for their opponents off to the side, sitting on the middle rope, Astrid with her arms spread across the top one, Brianna with her legs crossed and arms wrapped around the top rope resting near her hips, as their music slowly fading out.
Torres: Coming next at a combined weight of two hundred and four pounds….they are Brianna Rissi and “The Iconic Queen” Astrid Samson….THE QUEEN BEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nelson: This is the first time we are seeing Astrid Samson and Brianna Rissi team up for the first time since Helloween back in October.
Rose: Which is a lot sooner than what those dumbass over the hill losers said… a whole six months difference there.
Crumb: Rose, are you taking Astrid’s side for once?
Rose: I am absolutely doing nothing of the sort. I will admit that she got lucky last week but even ASStrid should know that lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice.
Astrid steps into the ring to get things started for her team, Press doing the same for his. The referee then calls for the bell and the match is officially underway.
DING DING DING!!!
Both Icons are cautious as they approach the center of the ring. They circle around one another and wait for an opening to appear. Suddenly Press charges forward and blasts Astrid in the mouth with a forearm shot! He follows it up with a second before grabbing hold of Astrid. Press immediately begins to crank at Astrid's neck in an effort to wear her down. Astrid tries to fight her way out of the hold, but Press quickly sends her crashing to the mat with a snapmare! Press bounces off of the ropes and hits Astrid with a running big boot! Press then hooks the leg for the cover.
One...
Two...
TH...KICK OUT!
Nelson: Very quick start to this match by Press!
Crumb: He needs to be careful because Astrid and Brianna are quite the tactical tag team and can be sneaky when they have to.
Press grabs Astrid, locking in a front facelock and begins to apply pressure in hopes of wearing Astrid down. It briefly appears that it's working, with Brianna trying to get the fans involved. The fans begin to cheer as Astrid starts to fight her way out of the hold.
Rose: I can’t believe these people are actually cheering ASStrid on.
Astrid hits Press with a series of strikes to get out of the hold. Once she's created a bit of space, Astrid begins to connect with a series of kicks. Press stumbles back with each that connects. Astrid bounces off of the ropes and picks up speed! Press tries to cut her off with a big slam on the rebound, but Astrid catches him by surprise and sends Press crashing to the mat with a headscissors takedown! The fans cheer as Press pulls himself back up to his feet and gets hit with a dropsault! Astrid covers.
One...
Two...Press kicks out!
Nelson: See, I did say that they can be tactical when necessary and Samson knew that she had to come up with something and quickly. Her quickness and agility came in to play there big time.
Rose: Pfft! Please… that was clearly a move out of desperation.
Crumb: Whether or not it was, it worked and she nearly got another pinfall victory over The Bombtrax.
Press pulls himself back up to his feet. Astrid hits him with another kick. She then grabs Press and tries to pull him in. Press immediately spins out and tries to set Astrid up for a swinging neckbreaker. Astrid spins out of that attempt and hits Press with a palm strike! Press staggers back from the impact, but quickly recovers and charges at Astrid! Press gets sent to the mat with an arm drag for his efforts! Before Press can pull himself back up, Astrid leaps into the air and tries to land on Press with a standing moonsault! Press gets his knees up and drives them into Astrid's ribs! Astrid clutches in pain. Press delivers a devastating knee strike to her ribs before dragging Astrid over to her corner of the ring and tagging Youth into the match!
Nelson: Samson sure does pack a punch and is a lot stronger than she appears to be.
Crumb: If Press didn't cut Astrid off there, he might've been in a lot of trouble!
Rose: I'm pretty sure that Press knew exactly what he was doing...
Youth steps into the ring and immediately connects with a European uppercut! He follows it up with a second, and then a third! The fans boo the effort that Youth is giving thus far, causing him to pause for a moment and look at the fans with utter disappointment on his face. Youth turns his attention back toward Astrid, who catches him by surprise with an enziguri! The impact of the kick sends Youth staggering, though he remains on his feet. Astrid takes advantage of the opening by charging at Youth and sending him crashing to the mat with a slingblade! The fans rise to their feet. Youth once again tries to pull himself back up to his feet---only to get caught by surprise with a running knee shot! Astrid hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
One...
Two...
THR...KICK OUT!
Nelson: Samson is being pretty impressive here tonight and is showing Youth and Press that the win last week was definitely NOT a fluke.
Rose: ASStrid got lucky… AGAIN!
Crumb: You say that but I say she’s got great ring awareness. She knows what move to hit when she needs to hit it and how to capitalize on it.
Youth quickly rolls over toward the ropes and tries to pull himself back up to his feet with their help. Astrid closes the gap and nails Youth with a series of quick chops to the chest.
Crowd: WOOO! WOOO! WOOO!
Astrid grabs Youth and tries to shoot him across the ring. Youth reverses the attempt and waits for Astrid to return on the rebound! Youth tries to hit her with a crescendo kick! Astrid ducks underneath the attempt and bounces off of the ropes, hitting Youth with a flying forearm smash! Astrid hurries over to her corner of the ring and hot tags Brianna into the match!
Nelson: That tag could be exactly what Samson needed!
Brianna remains on the apron and glares at Youth. Once Youth is standing, Brianna springboards into the ring and lands on Youth with a crossbody! She hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
One...
Two...
TH...KICK OUT!
Nelson: Right out of the gate, Rissi goes for a pin attempt. I did tell you that these two are very tactical did I not?
Rose: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Crumb: You have to admit, they’re not letting the size difference get to them. Astrid and Brianna are making sure of that.
Youth pulls himself back up to his feet. Brianna bounces off of the ropes and leaps, sending Youth crashing to the mat with a hurricanrana! She covers again.
One...
Two...
THRE...KICK OUT!
Nelson: Rissi definitely is not letting the attack at the hand of Bombtrax affect her in any sense right now. She is kicking some major butt.
Rose: She’s about as hot headed as her so called best friend. It’s going to wind up blowing up in her face… just you wait and see.
Crumb: I don’t think that will be happening. As long as Brianna and Astrid keep this up, it's sure to get them a victory.
Youth drags himself back up to his feet. Brianna fires away at him with a series of hard strikes. Blow after blow connects as Youth stumbles back to the ropes. Flaming Youth grabs hold of them. Brianna backs up across the ring and picks up speed. She gets ready to charge forward, but Press reaches into the ring and grabs Brianna's hair! Brianna stumbles a few steps!
Outside of the ring, Munin begins to circle around the ring. Brianna notices and charges past Youth, ducking underneath another attempted crescendo kick! Brianna then flies over the top rope and hits Munin with a splash that sends her crashing to the floor and causes the fans to cheer in delight!
Rose: Munin wasn't even doing anything!
Crumb: Brianna took her out of the equation before she could do anything.
Nelson: A smart move on her part.
Astrid turns around and offers words of encouragement for her best friend. Brianna turns around and goes to enter the ring, only to have Press run across the ring and knock Astrid off of the apron! Astrid hits the floor hard!
Nelson: It looks like Samson has been knocked out cold.
Rose: Oh come on… she is CLEARLY faking.
Crumb: You don’t know that. She did hit the floor pretty damn hard.
The fans boo Press, but he ignores it as he steps out on the floor to meet Astrid! Brianna notices and immediately turns her attention toward Press, running at him. Press slams Astrid down to the thinly matted concrete just a second before Brianna blasts him in the back of the head! Brianna tries to spin Press around, only to have Youth step out onto the floor with her. Youth throws Brianna hard into the ring post! Brianna's head bounces off of it before Youth quickly rolls Brianna into the ring. He waits until Brianna is standing before hitting her with a standing dropkick! Brianna slowly drags herself back up to her feet and gets hit with a Slow Burn (superkick)!
Crumb: WHAT CAN BRIANNA BE THINKING AS FLAMING YOUTH NEARLY BEHEADS HER?!?!
Youth covers.
One...
Two...
THREE!!
Torres: The winners of this match...Flaming Youth and Press...The Bombtrax!!!
Nelson: Cheap moves there from Bombtrax at the end.
Rose: I think it was smart. They distracted Brianna and took out ASStrid.
Crumb: I have to agree with Patrick. I think they felt threatened by what Astrid and Brianna were doing so they had to resort to desperate measures to win.
The referee and other members of the ringside crew are checking on Astrid, Brianna and Lady Munin as Press and Youth celebrate their win in the ring. Astrid gets up to her feet, saying she’s OK as she leans against the ring apron, the guys then moving away and back to their stations. Astrid pulls Brianna towards her, leaning her head closer to hear Brianna before helping her out of the ring. Press and Youth finish their in ring celebrations and look over the ropes as a couple of EMTs join the group checking on Munin.
Nelson: Lady Munin has barely moved since getting hit by Brianna Rissi towards the end of the match. I think she has been knocked out.
Crumb: Brianna wanted to remove the variable before it became an issue and that was a smart move on her part. But I wonder if that’s what cost The Queen Bees the match?
Rose: I doubt it those two just… WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!
Press and Youth still have their backs turned so they don’t notice that Astrid and Brianna have slid back into the ring… steel chairs in hand. They pull back and release the chairs towards The Bombtrax, Astrid hitting Press in the back of the knees with the top of the backrest as Brianna smacks Youth in the shoulder area. Both men turn around to face The Queen Bees and are instantly met with chair jabs to the gut. Press and Youth fall to their knees where they’re met with chair smacks to the back.
SMACK!
SMACK!
Youth is writing in pain as Press reaches for his back, rolling over.
Nelson: What in the world has gotten into Samson and Rissi?
Rose: It’s clear that they’re a couple of bitter bitches!
Crumb: They’re giving The Bombtrax a taste of their own medicine. They’ve each been attacked after their matches and they’re showing them that they’re not going to take it.
Rose: Okay Twisted Sister….
Astrid and Brianna stand over Youth and Press, seething as they look over their fallen victims. Brianna throws down her chair and pulls Youth up to his feet with Astrid’s help before they drop him head first onto it with a double DDT. They get back up to their feet as Astrid positions her chair under Press’ head.
Nelson: No… do NOT do it!
Rose: These two have gone crazy and I don’t know if I like it or not.
Crumb: I don’t like what I think they’re going to do.
Brianna asks if Astrid wants the pleasure and she of course nods and takes the chair (the same one they DDT’d Youth onto) from Brianna. With a wicked smile on her face, Astrid reaches all the way back with the chair before using all her might to send the chair crashing down onto Press’ head for a con-chair-to.
Crumb: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS ASTRID SAMSON HAS HIT PRESS WITH A CON-CHAIR-TO?!?!
Rose: Probably… “these bitches are crazy!”
Nelson: I do not know what has gotten into these two but it is not like anything I have seen from them before.
”Mayhem” by Halestorm plays again as Astrid and Brianna continue to stand over Press and Youth as the scene fades to commercial.
The lights go dim as "Strangle Hold" by Ted Nugent begins to blare across the arena. Red strobe lights flicker all around the building and finally settle on the entryway. When the song settles into the breakdown, Press strides out from behind the curtain, stopping at the top of the ramp and gazes intently out at the crowd.
”Here I come again now baby
Like a dog in heat
Tell it's me by the clamor now baby
I like to tear up the street”
When the first lines bellow out, Youth appears, flashing around in front of Press, and spins a few times reaching out at the crowd who cheer in adulation. He comes to a teetering stop facing the ring, a coy grin on his face, as he looks back at his massive partner who merely nods his approval. The duo is followed by Munin.
Now I been smokin' for so long
You know I'm here to stay
Got you in a stranglehold baby
You best get oughta the way
Youth takes off into a sprint for the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope, and popping up with his hands over his head. Press stalks up to the ring, rising up on the ring apron, and then stepping over the top rope with one fist-pumped over his head. Youth takes a turnbuckle with a single bound, and plays up to the crowd, as Press turns and casually leans against the other corner, waiting for their opponents to appear. Munin beams with pride at the two men in the ring.
Torres: Coming to the ring at a combined weight of five hundred and sixty pounds...they are Flaming Youth and Press….THE BOMBTRAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nelson: After a losing effort in their debut on the last Chaos, The Bombtrax brutally put our Iconic Professional Wrestling Heavyweight Champion through a table for the second straight time.
Rose: And this time they’re being accompanied to the ring by Lady Munin. I have a sneaking suspicion she’s going to cause this to go to pot.
Crumb: Awe, don’t be so negative, Rose. She could be coming out here just to make sure that The Queen Bees don’t try anything?
“Mayhem” by Halestorm fills the room with a dominating feel. Out from behind the black curtain comes the domineering duo of Astrid Sedin and Brianna Rissi. Astrid has a confident swagger in her step and a diabolical smirk on her face. Astrid walks to the top of the ramp where she stops and poses. Meanwhile, Brianna skips around Astrid in her signature side pigtails, as Astrid poses, doing her usual hair fluffing, while Brianna comes to a stop beside her. Brianna places her hands behind her and rocks back on her heels, then spreads her feet and points one finger up in the air, wearing a matching smirk. The two women then look at each other and nod before they begin to make their way down the ramp and towards the ring. As they walk, Astrid twirls her blonde and pink hair around her finger. Brianna continues to skip at a slow pace to match Astrids, her hands behind her and her head leaning side to side. They ignore the fans that line the ramp, looking straight ahead.
Once they reach the bottom of the ramp, Astrid heads off to the right-hand side as Brianna stops at the bottom of the ramp. She watches as Astrid crosses in front of her, sees Astrid quickly hops onto the ring apron and gets to her feet, looking out at the crowd before she enters the ring through the ropes before bending her knees and quickly entering under the middle rope with a twirl. In the meantime, Brianna runs and baseball slides into the ring, timing her entrance to match Astrids. Brianna sits on her knees for a few seconds as Astrid enters the ring and then jumps up on to her feet. Both Astrid and Brianna climb turnbuckles on opposite corners and pose again, Astrid holding her arms up at the level of her shoulders, Brianna extending her arm and pointing out into the crowd, slowly rotating her hip to point at everyone in her visual vicinity. Astrid shakes her head from side to side as she talks smack to the crowd before hopping down. Brianna hops off at the same time. Both women wait for their opponents off to the side, sitting on the middle rope, Astrid with her arms spread across the top one, Brianna with her legs crossed and arms wrapped around the top rope resting near her hips, as their music slowly fading out.
Torres: Coming next at a combined weight of two hundred and four pounds….they are Brianna Rissi and “The Iconic Queen” Astrid Samson….THE QUEEN BEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nelson: This is the first time we are seeing Astrid Samson and Brianna Rissi team up for the first time since Helloween back in October.
Rose: Which is a lot sooner than what those dumbass over the hill losers said… a whole six months difference there.
Crumb: Rose, are you taking Astrid’s side for once?
Rose: I am absolutely doing nothing of the sort. I will admit that she got lucky last week but even ASStrid should know that lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice.
Astrid steps into the ring to get things started for her team, Press doing the same for his. The referee then calls for the bell and the match is officially underway.
DING DING DING!!!
Both Icons are cautious as they approach the center of the ring. They circle around one another and wait for an opening to appear. Suddenly Press charges forward and blasts Astrid in the mouth with a forearm shot! He follows it up with a second before grabbing hold of Astrid. Press immediately begins to crank at Astrid's neck in an effort to wear her down. Astrid tries to fight her way out of the hold, but Press quickly sends her crashing to the mat with a snapmare! Press bounces off of the ropes and hits Astrid with a running big boot! Press then hooks the leg for the cover.
One...
Two...
TH...KICK OUT!
Nelson: Very quick start to this match by Press!
Crumb: He needs to be careful because Astrid and Brianna are quite the tactical tag team and can be sneaky when they have to.
Press grabs Astrid, locking in a front facelock and begins to apply pressure in hopes of wearing Astrid down. It briefly appears that it's working, with Brianna trying to get the fans involved. The fans begin to cheer as Astrid starts to fight her way out of the hold.
Rose: I can’t believe these people are actually cheering ASStrid on.
Astrid hits Press with a series of strikes to get out of the hold. Once she's created a bit of space, Astrid begins to connect with a series of kicks. Press stumbles back with each that connects. Astrid bounces off of the ropes and picks up speed! Press tries to cut her off with a big slam on the rebound, but Astrid catches him by surprise and sends Press crashing to the mat with a headscissors takedown! The fans cheer as Press pulls himself back up to his feet and gets hit with a dropsault! Astrid covers.
One...
Two...Press kicks out!
Nelson: See, I did say that they can be tactical when necessary and Samson knew that she had to come up with something and quickly. Her quickness and agility came in to play there big time.
Rose: Pfft! Please… that was clearly a move out of desperation.
Crumb: Whether or not it was, it worked and she nearly got another pinfall victory over The Bombtrax.
Press pulls himself back up to his feet. Astrid hits him with another kick. She then grabs Press and tries to pull him in. Press immediately spins out and tries to set Astrid up for a swinging neckbreaker. Astrid spins out of that attempt and hits Press with a palm strike! Press staggers back from the impact, but quickly recovers and charges at Astrid! Press gets sent to the mat with an arm drag for his efforts! Before Press can pull himself back up, Astrid leaps into the air and tries to land on Press with a standing moonsault! Press gets his knees up and drives them into Astrid's ribs! Astrid clutches in pain. Press delivers a devastating knee strike to her ribs before dragging Astrid over to her corner of the ring and tagging Youth into the match!
Nelson: Samson sure does pack a punch and is a lot stronger than she appears to be.
Crumb: If Press didn't cut Astrid off there, he might've been in a lot of trouble!
Rose: I'm pretty sure that Press knew exactly what he was doing...
Youth steps into the ring and immediately connects with a European uppercut! He follows it up with a second, and then a third! The fans boo the effort that Youth is giving thus far, causing him to pause for a moment and look at the fans with utter disappointment on his face. Youth turns his attention back toward Astrid, who catches him by surprise with an enziguri! The impact of the kick sends Youth staggering, though he remains on his feet. Astrid takes advantage of the opening by charging at Youth and sending him crashing to the mat with a slingblade! The fans rise to their feet. Youth once again tries to pull himself back up to his feet---only to get caught by surprise with a running knee shot! Astrid hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
One...
Two...
THR...KICK OUT!
Nelson: Samson is being pretty impressive here tonight and is showing Youth and Press that the win last week was definitely NOT a fluke.
Rose: ASStrid got lucky… AGAIN!
Crumb: You say that but I say she’s got great ring awareness. She knows what move to hit when she needs to hit it and how to capitalize on it.
Youth quickly rolls over toward the ropes and tries to pull himself back up to his feet with their help. Astrid closes the gap and nails Youth with a series of quick chops to the chest.
Crowd: WOOO! WOOO! WOOO!
Astrid grabs Youth and tries to shoot him across the ring. Youth reverses the attempt and waits for Astrid to return on the rebound! Youth tries to hit her with a crescendo kick! Astrid ducks underneath the attempt and bounces off of the ropes, hitting Youth with a flying forearm smash! Astrid hurries over to her corner of the ring and hot tags Brianna into the match!
Nelson: That tag could be exactly what Samson needed!
Brianna remains on the apron and glares at Youth. Once Youth is standing, Brianna springboards into the ring and lands on Youth with a crossbody! She hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
One...
Two...
TH...KICK OUT!
Nelson: Right out of the gate, Rissi goes for a pin attempt. I did tell you that these two are very tactical did I not?
Rose: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Crumb: You have to admit, they’re not letting the size difference get to them. Astrid and Brianna are making sure of that.
Youth pulls himself back up to his feet. Brianna bounces off of the ropes and leaps, sending Youth crashing to the mat with a hurricanrana! She covers again.
One...
Two...
THRE...KICK OUT!
Nelson: Rissi definitely is not letting the attack at the hand of Bombtrax affect her in any sense right now. She is kicking some major butt.
Rose: She’s about as hot headed as her so called best friend. It’s going to wind up blowing up in her face… just you wait and see.
Crumb: I don’t think that will be happening. As long as Brianna and Astrid keep this up, it's sure to get them a victory.
Youth drags himself back up to his feet. Brianna fires away at him with a series of hard strikes. Blow after blow connects as Youth stumbles back to the ropes. Flaming Youth grabs hold of them. Brianna backs up across the ring and picks up speed. She gets ready to charge forward, but Press reaches into the ring and grabs Brianna's hair! Brianna stumbles a few steps!
Outside of the ring, Munin begins to circle around the ring. Brianna notices and charges past Youth, ducking underneath another attempted crescendo kick! Brianna then flies over the top rope and hits Munin with a splash that sends her crashing to the floor and causes the fans to cheer in delight!
Rose: Munin wasn't even doing anything!
Crumb: Brianna took her out of the equation before she could do anything.
Nelson: A smart move on her part.
Astrid turns around and offers words of encouragement for her best friend. Brianna turns around and goes to enter the ring, only to have Press run across the ring and knock Astrid off of the apron! Astrid hits the floor hard!
Nelson: It looks like Samson has been knocked out cold.
Rose: Oh come on… she is CLEARLY faking.
Crumb: You don’t know that. She did hit the floor pretty damn hard.
The fans boo Press, but he ignores it as he steps out on the floor to meet Astrid! Brianna notices and immediately turns her attention toward Press, running at him. Press slams Astrid down to the thinly matted concrete just a second before Brianna blasts him in the back of the head! Brianna tries to spin Press around, only to have Youth step out onto the floor with her. Youth throws Brianna hard into the ring post! Brianna's head bounces off of it before Youth quickly rolls Brianna into the ring. He waits until Brianna is standing before hitting her with a standing dropkick! Brianna slowly drags herself back up to her feet and gets hit with a Slow Burn (superkick)!
Crumb: WHAT CAN BRIANNA BE THINKING AS FLAMING YOUTH NEARLY BEHEADS HER?!?!
Youth covers.
One...
Two...
THREE!!
Torres: The winners of this match...Flaming Youth and Press...The Bombtrax!!!
Nelson: Cheap moves there from Bombtrax at the end.
Rose: I think it was smart. They distracted Brianna and took out ASStrid.
Crumb: I have to agree with Patrick. I think they felt threatened by what Astrid and Brianna were doing so they had to resort to desperate measures to win.
The referee and other members of the ringside crew are checking on Astrid, Brianna and Lady Munin as Press and Youth celebrate their win in the ring. Astrid gets up to her feet, saying she’s OK as she leans against the ring apron, the guys then moving away and back to their stations. Astrid pulls Brianna towards her, leaning her head closer to hear Brianna before helping her out of the ring. Press and Youth finish their in ring celebrations and look over the ropes as a couple of EMTs join the group checking on Munin.
Nelson: Lady Munin has barely moved since getting hit by Brianna Rissi towards the end of the match. I think she has been knocked out.
Crumb: Brianna wanted to remove the variable before it became an issue and that was a smart move on her part. But I wonder if that’s what cost The Queen Bees the match?
Rose: I doubt it those two just… WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!
Press and Youth still have their backs turned so they don’t notice that Astrid and Brianna have slid back into the ring… steel chairs in hand. They pull back and release the chairs towards The Bombtrax, Astrid hitting Press in the back of the knees with the top of the backrest as Brianna smacks Youth in the shoulder area. Both men turn around to face The Queen Bees and are instantly met with chair jabs to the gut. Press and Youth fall to their knees where they’re met with chair smacks to the back.
SMACK!
SMACK!
Youth is writing in pain as Press reaches for his back, rolling over.
Nelson: What in the world has gotten into Samson and Rissi?
Rose: It’s clear that they’re a couple of bitter bitches!
Crumb: They’re giving The Bombtrax a taste of their own medicine. They’ve each been attacked after their matches and they’re showing them that they’re not going to take it.
Rose: Okay Twisted Sister….
Astrid and Brianna stand over Youth and Press, seething as they look over their fallen victims. Brianna throws down her chair and pulls Youth up to his feet with Astrid’s help before they drop him head first onto it with a double DDT. They get back up to their feet as Astrid positions her chair under Press’ head.
Nelson: No… do NOT do it!
Rose: These two have gone crazy and I don’t know if I like it or not.
Crumb: I don’t like what I think they’re going to do.
Brianna asks if Astrid wants the pleasure and she of course nods and takes the chair (the same one they DDT’d Youth onto) from Brianna. With a wicked smile on her face, Astrid reaches all the way back with the chair before using all her might to send the chair crashing down onto Press’ head for a con-chair-to.
Crumb: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS ASTRID SAMSON HAS HIT PRESS WITH A CON-CHAIR-TO?!?!
Rose: Probably… “these bitches are crazy!”
Nelson: I do not know what has gotten into these two but it is not like anything I have seen from them before.
”Mayhem” by Halestorm plays again as Astrid and Brianna continue to stand over Press and Youth as the scene fades to commercial.