Post by Press1269 on Feb 18, 2020 17:25:36 GMT
[The scene opens to a shot of Bobby Benson pacing back and forth in a hallway somewhere in the bowels of the Barclays Center. He’s wearing a red suit with a black shirt, read tie, but his shoes are of the Armani variety. The ‘Country Fine’ megaphone dangling from his belt swings back and forth as he goes, and he’s already worked up some perspiration that he dabs with a black handkerchief. He turns to the camera, looking completely out of sorts as he continues wearing a hole in the concrete.]
BB: I…I just can’t believe this. We’re being forced into a partnership with Bryan Williams, and I just don’t get it. I mean…He’s a piece of garbage! A pariah! He doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as James Radford, and yet here we are, supposedly meant to get along in order to take on Elijah Carlson and Amira…
[Bobby pauses in his pacing to stare blankly at the floor with his hands on his hips. Finally, he looks up, still bewildered.]
BB: Christ Almighty! It could have been anyone else! Don’t you understand, Allegra, that this is like inviting an allergy, not warding one away? Why am I not surprised that Bryan Williams was able to slip by you? He’s more like the Flu, like Pneumonia, like the god damn Coronavirus!
[Bobby’s animated now, hands out at his sides.]
BB: I don’t know what more I can say here! Now I’m going to have to watch my client potentially eat a pin cause he can’t get along with that rooster headed joke! This is clearly a ploy by [R]ev Pro management to derail all momentum for James coming out of this tournament as the Imperial Champion! And why? Cause just like in Union Battleground they want to push a shit show like Bryan Williams cause they have all watched one too many Christopher Nolan movies and believe that this asshat is a shoe in to play the next Batman!
[Bobby is on fire now, anger boiling.]
BB: Well let me tell you something, Allegra! You can box us in the corner, trap us in this farce of a tag team contest, but I’m here to tell you right now that it isn’t going to work. James Radford is going to walk out of this match smelling like a rose, and I’m here to tell you right now that Bryan Williams will rue the day that he crossed paths with The Benson Family!
[Benson now points a finger directly at the camera.]
BB: And Elijah Carlson, if you’re even paying attention, just let me say this…
[Benson suddenly takes on a completely different demeanor. Hands falling at his sides, a bright smile flashed at the camera.]
BB: It shocked the world when 4CW decided to close its doors a few days ago, but never fear. I always thought those guys took you for granted in the first place, and I believe that I can do better for you in the long haul. Think of Genie! Think of your kid! It takes money to ride the train, and I’m just the man to produce capital opportunities! So, if you find yourself wondering what to do next or where to go from here, just give ole Bobby Benson a ring, and I can make your dreams come true.
[Bobby makes an exaggerated wink to the lens and just as the scene begins to fade, he lifts his hand up to his ear and mouth in the shape of a phone and mouths the words ‘Call me!’]
BB: I…I just can’t believe this. We’re being forced into a partnership with Bryan Williams, and I just don’t get it. I mean…He’s a piece of garbage! A pariah! He doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as James Radford, and yet here we are, supposedly meant to get along in order to take on Elijah Carlson and Amira…
[Bobby pauses in his pacing to stare blankly at the floor with his hands on his hips. Finally, he looks up, still bewildered.]
BB: Christ Almighty! It could have been anyone else! Don’t you understand, Allegra, that this is like inviting an allergy, not warding one away? Why am I not surprised that Bryan Williams was able to slip by you? He’s more like the Flu, like Pneumonia, like the god damn Coronavirus!
[Bobby’s animated now, hands out at his sides.]
BB: I don’t know what more I can say here! Now I’m going to have to watch my client potentially eat a pin cause he can’t get along with that rooster headed joke! This is clearly a ploy by [R]ev Pro management to derail all momentum for James coming out of this tournament as the Imperial Champion! And why? Cause just like in Union Battleground they want to push a shit show like Bryan Williams cause they have all watched one too many Christopher Nolan movies and believe that this asshat is a shoe in to play the next Batman!
[Bobby is on fire now, anger boiling.]
BB: Well let me tell you something, Allegra! You can box us in the corner, trap us in this farce of a tag team contest, but I’m here to tell you right now that it isn’t going to work. James Radford is going to walk out of this match smelling like a rose, and I’m here to tell you right now that Bryan Williams will rue the day that he crossed paths with The Benson Family!
[Benson now points a finger directly at the camera.]
BB: And Elijah Carlson, if you’re even paying attention, just let me say this…
[Benson suddenly takes on a completely different demeanor. Hands falling at his sides, a bright smile flashed at the camera.]
BB: It shocked the world when 4CW decided to close its doors a few days ago, but never fear. I always thought those guys took you for granted in the first place, and I believe that I can do better for you in the long haul. Think of Genie! Think of your kid! It takes money to ride the train, and I’m just the man to produce capital opportunities! So, if you find yourself wondering what to do next or where to go from here, just give ole Bobby Benson a ring, and I can make your dreams come true.
[Bobby makes an exaggerated wink to the lens and just as the scene begins to fade, he lifts his hand up to his ear and mouth in the shape of a phone and mouths the words ‘Call me!’]