Post by Press1269 on Feb 24, 2020 17:54:38 GMT
Smash cut to the backstage area where we find THE Willie Pete entering the Arena. He’s looking good, he’s wearing a fine black pinstripe Tom Ford Shelton suit, tie by Stephano Ricci and shoes by Salvatore Ferragamo. His eyes are hidden behind a pair of Ray Ban leather Wayfarers. Finishing off the look is a Gucci Snake Print Silk Scarf.
Where did all of this money come from?
Behind Willie Pete is none other than Bobby Benson, looking loud and proud in his bright pink suit 1990’s mullet, 1980’s Ray Bans, oh and lets not forget about that 1970’s pornstache he sports. Hell yeah, pornstache!
And yes, you guessed it, he’s speaking into a megaphone which makes him that much more deafening.
Bobby Benson: Make way! Make way! My Client is coming through! This is THE Willie Pete! Tonight he’s facing Zachariah Krähe in what will be the fight of the night! Now give him room, get out of his way!
THE Willie Pete doesn’t say a word as he continues to walk. He looks like a goddamn fashion model. Amazing. It’s almost as though the man who faced Scott Wilson at the last show has been replaced by a new upgraded version.
There are many to thank for this change: Tony Chu, Bobby Benson, and Shyla Clemmens. But there was also a 'special' hallucinatory experience that seemingly ‘upgraded’ Willie mentally.
Bobby Benson: The entire roster of Iconic Pro Wrestling is hereby on notice! From the top to the bottom! Your championships are in danger! Your win/loss records are about to fall way out of balance! THE Willie Pete is here to crush anyone who gets into his way! Don’t say you haven’t been warned!
THE Willie Pete is suddenly held up by some ring hands who don’t realize they’re in his way. Finally Bobby Benson walks up to one of them and puts the megaphone right up against the poor blockhead’s ear and unleashes the fury.
Bobby Benson: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE'S WAY!
The pair continue to move through the seemingly never ending hallway.
Bobby Benson: And Cross Recoba! You wiggled out of having to face my Client at that other promotion, but you’re not going to get away from him here! Unless you quit, of course, in which case, you would prove to be the chickenshit we think you are! Your future is rocky now! He will kick your family jewels up into the back of your throat! That’s a promise! There’s nothing you can do about it! EMPHASIS on NOTHING!
They continue walking, nearing THE’s locker room. Yep, THE’s. That just happened happened.
Bobby Benson: Now back off and allow THE Willie Pete some peace before he has to destroy his dear friend, Zachariah Krähe, tonight!
Close.
Where did all of this money come from?
Behind Willie Pete is none other than Bobby Benson, looking loud and proud in his bright pink suit 1990’s mullet, 1980’s Ray Bans, oh and lets not forget about that 1970’s pornstache he sports. Hell yeah, pornstache!
And yes, you guessed it, he’s speaking into a megaphone which makes him that much more deafening.
Bobby Benson: Make way! Make way! My Client is coming through! This is THE Willie Pete! Tonight he’s facing Zachariah Krähe in what will be the fight of the night! Now give him room, get out of his way!
THE Willie Pete doesn’t say a word as he continues to walk. He looks like a goddamn fashion model. Amazing. It’s almost as though the man who faced Scott Wilson at the last show has been replaced by a new upgraded version.
There are many to thank for this change: Tony Chu, Bobby Benson, and Shyla Clemmens. But there was also a 'special' hallucinatory experience that seemingly ‘upgraded’ Willie mentally.
Bobby Benson: The entire roster of Iconic Pro Wrestling is hereby on notice! From the top to the bottom! Your championships are in danger! Your win/loss records are about to fall way out of balance! THE Willie Pete is here to crush anyone who gets into his way! Don’t say you haven’t been warned!
THE Willie Pete is suddenly held up by some ring hands who don’t realize they’re in his way. Finally Bobby Benson walks up to one of them and puts the megaphone right up against the poor blockhead’s ear and unleashes the fury.
Bobby Benson: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE'S WAY!
The pair continue to move through the seemingly never ending hallway.
Bobby Benson: And Cross Recoba! You wiggled out of having to face my Client at that other promotion, but you’re not going to get away from him here! Unless you quit, of course, in which case, you would prove to be the chickenshit we think you are! Your future is rocky now! He will kick your family jewels up into the back of your throat! That’s a promise! There’s nothing you can do about it! EMPHASIS on NOTHING!
They continue walking, nearing THE’s locker room. Yep, THE’s. That just happened happened.
Bobby Benson: Now back off and allow THE Willie Pete some peace before he has to destroy his dear friend, Zachariah Krähe, tonight!
Close.