Post by Press1269 on Mar 5, 2020 20:19:32 GMT
Before Torres can enter the ring to announce the next match, a production assistant rushes up beside him and thrusts a note into his hands. He unfolds the paper and reads the note, giving the assistant an uncertain glance for confirmation. The assistant holds his hands up in the air as if he wants no part of it, and disappears back to the time keepers table. The ring announcer gulps hard before taking the steps into the ring.
Torres: The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall or submission...
He hesitates for a moment, looking back down to the note in his hand nervously before adding in a shaky voice.
Torres: ...and is for the IPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS?
“L’s Theme A” hits over the PA system as the lights dim and Scott Wilson steps out onto the stage to a loud reaction, nodding his head and staring out at the capacity crowd with confidence. He soaks in the atmosphere for a moment longer before strolling forward and stepping to the side as ‘Changes’ by Lucidious suddenly replaces his music and the cheers nearly drown out the entire building as Jason Dave steps out from the curtain. He pauses to give Wilson a grin, and the two give a double high five before making their way down to the ring.
Torres: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, the team of THE LAST KING, SCOTT WILSON & JASON DAVVVEEE!!
The two men move to their respective sides of the ramp to slap hands with the exuberant fans. When they reach ringside, they both leap to the ring apron and swing through the ropes into the ring at the same time, taking off to opposite corners and leaping to the second to hype the crowd even further.
Nelson: Last show the team of Scott Wilson and Jason Dave, along with Astrid Samson, went up against the team of The BombTrax and Lady Munin in a match that never actually got underway before turning into an all-out brawl.
Rose: Yeah, it was pretty great.
Crumb: If you say so. All I know is that immediately following security dragging all parties to the back, somehow The BombTrax got loose and interrupted Oliver Black and Brianna Rissi during the Main Event…
Rose: Don’t say it like that! Those two were never going to fight in the first place, so all they interrupted was the Unholy Alliance cutting a shoot…
Nelson: Either way, Jason Dave & Scott Wilson have seen enough out of these two and demanded the match we’re about to see here tonight and made sure it was for those IPW Tag Team Championships. Are those things even recognized?
Crumb: According to Tapioca Joe they aren't, but it's pretty obvious that The BombTrax got a note out here to Torres who says that the match is indeed for the titles.
The lights go dim as "Strangle Hold" by Ted Nugent begins to blare across the arena. Red strobelights flicker all around the building, and finally settle on the entry way. When the song settles into the breakdown, Press, with one of the IPW Tag Team title belts over his shoulder, strides out from behind the curtain, stopping at the top of the ramp to gaze intently out at the crowd.
Here I come again now baby
Like a dog in heat
Tell it's me by the clamor now baby
I like to tear up the street
When the first lines bellow out, Youth, with the other IPW Tag Team title belt around his waist, appears, flashing around in front of Press and spins a few times reaching out at the crowd who cheer in adulation. He comes to a teetering stop facing the ring, a coy grin on his face, as he looks back at his massive partner who merely nods his approval.
Torres: Introducing their opponents, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and coming in at a combined weight of 560 pounds, they are the IPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…PRESS, FLAMING YOUTH…THE BOMBTRAXXX!!
Now I been smokin' for so long
You know I'm here to stay
Got you in a stranglehold baby
You best get oughta the way
Youth takes off into a sprint for the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope, and popping up with his hands over his head. Press stalks up to the ring, rising on the ring apron, and then stepping over the top rope with one fist pumped over his head. Youth takes a turnbuckle with a single bound, and plays up to the crowd, as Press turns and casually leans against the other corner staring across the ring at a very eager looking Jason Dave and Scott Wilson.
Nelson: These two have been all over our shows since arriving, causing mayhem and destruction wherever they go, and now they are set to defend those tag titles that they reintroduced to the company by just claiming to be the champs.
Rose: Seems legitimate to me.
Crumb: Are you serious? These guys have thrown their weight around like a couple of bullies, and in my estimating, it stops here tonight! Jason Dave and Scott Wilson look ready to kill!
Rose: I guess we’ll just have to see what these two boy scouts can do, cause there’s the bell…
DING DING DING
---IPW Tag Team Championship Match: Jason Dave & Scott Wilson versus The BombTrax---
Youth signifies that he’ll start for The BombTrax as the big man swings a massive leg over the top rope to end up on the outside. On the other side of the ring Jason Dave and Scott Wilson go over some strategy that sees Dave finally nod his head yes and step through the ropes in his corner.
Nelson: It looks like Wilson and Youth will start this one off and both men are starting to circle…collar and elbow tie up!
The two men jockey for position before Wilson quickly pulls Youth down into a side headlock. The Innovator of Flight looks for an opening, but finding none, gets a fistful of Wilson's hair to guide him to the ropes. The referee admonishes Youth who finally lets go, but he's already positioned as he shoots Wilson off to the far side. Wilson bounces back and Youth slides to the center of the ring on his belly, forcing The Last King to hop over him or be tripped. When Scott returns for a second time, Youth pops up to his feet and then leap frogs right over the man with a high vertical jump. Wilson passes under and continues his momentum to hit the ropes for a third time. On his return now the man known in some circles as 'Flash' goes for a hip toss, but Wilson floats over his front to reverse and delivers one of his own. Youth smacks the mat, but when Scott tries to reach down and get a hold of him he brings both feet up to plant on Wilson's chest and shoves him backwards, giving him enough time to roll up to his feet.
Crumb: Lots of back and forth action between these two, and Youth just rushed at Wilson who CATCHES HIM WITH AN ARM DRAG!
Nelson: Youth bounces back up and here comes Wilson, who similarly gets caught with an arm drag!
Rose: What, are these two guys playing the mimic game?
Wilson pops up just as quickly, but quick as a hiccup Youth is on him, forcing him back into the ropes once again. He shoots the man off, but The Last King reverses it, and when Youth bounces back he's taken clear off his feat with a release Belly to Belly suplex! Youth slams off the canvas and this time doesn't immediately pop up, instead clutching at his back as he slowly pushes to a knee. Wilson charges in with a knee right to the side of the man's head that sends Youth crashing back to the mat to now cradle his head. Wilson grabs him by the wrist and drags him closer to his corner where he makes a proper tag to Jason Dave.
Nelson: Good teamwork there cutting off the ring as Dave leaps into the ring ready for action...
Crumb: It was Dave that got this match booked last show after not one but two cluster style finishes involving The BombTrax, and now he's opening up on Youth, knocking him back into the nearby corner!
Rose: Yeah, that sounds about right. Jason Dave whines and gets a title shot. Did the same thing with Oliver Black.
Crumb: Uh...you really do have a twisted view of events don't you?
Rose: I call them like I see them, Crumbbum!
Youth finds himself pummeled with rights and lefts in the corner until he's literally just hanging by his arms off the top rope. Dave takes his limp wrist and sends him hurtling with an Irish whip towards the far corner, keeping pace to follow him in with a clothesline. Much to his surprise the Innovator of Flight steps right up the turnbuckles to the top, flipping backwards to land on his feet behind Dave as he slams into the corner. Dave stumbles back holding his chest and a look of shock comes over his face as Youth feeds his arm between his legs and rolls him backwards into a schoolboy pin!
One...
Two...
Nelson: Dave kicking out with authority and already coming up to his feet as Youth leaps over and makes the tag to the big man!
Press swings his large leg up and over the ropes to enter the ring just as Jason gets back to his feet. The two men start on equal ground, circling one another before locking up in the center of the ring. With a gigantic shove Dave is sent hurtling down to the mat, rolling with the fall to end up on one knee as he stares up at the behemoth who now wears a smirk. He pushes up to his feet and the two lock up once again to the same result, Dave being tossed away like a rag doll. Jason seems a little perturbed as Scott Wilson shouts words of encouragement from their corner, feeding him to use his speed against the obvious strength advantage of his adversary. When the move in to lock up again, Dave ducks under the big man's meaty paws and slips in behind him. When Press spins around he tries for a back elbow, but Jason is able to duck it, and pops back up with an uppercut that causes his opponent to stumble back.
Crumb: Wow! Big hit by Dave who is firing in now with rights, actually forcing his much larger adversary into the corner...now taking the second rope and hammering down into his skull while the fans count along!
Rose: I'm sort of surprised these fans can count to ten, if I'm being honest...
Despite Rose Marie's chiding comment, the fans indeed reach Ten, and Jason Dave rocks backwards while placing his feet at the base of Press's trunk to send him flying up and over with a monkey flip. The big man hits the mat hard but comes up quickly only to catch a dropkick to his face for the effort. Press paws at his jaw as he falls back into the ropes, and Youth jumps up and down in their corner in protest just as Dave rushes across with a clothesline that dumps the big man up and over to the outside!
Nelson: Big clothesline from Dave takes Press to the concrete, and now Youth in the ring illegally to try and attack from behind, but SCOTT WILSON CUTS HIM OFF WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!
Rose: The Ref better get control of this quickly or he's in danger of letting it run away from him.
Crumb: I can't believe this, but I agree with you Rose. The Ref's got to get Wilson and Youth out of the ring, and Press back in it.
Rose: Looks like that may be easier said than done, Crumbbum!
Scott Wilson yanks Youth up to his feet and lays in a chop that sends the man falling back into the neutral corner while Dave watches Press slowly rise from the floor. Jason steps up to the edge of the ropes and grips the top with both hands, and just when the big man is in position he uses them to springboard up and over into a plancha down onto Press. Unfortunately for him, Press manages to stay on his feet, catching him across his chest, and before Dave can react he finds himself driven spine first into the same corner post that his partner is currently getting pummeled in thanks to Wilson. Press maintains his hold on Dave as he carries the man past the corner, and then tosses him back into the ring before hopping up on the apron.
Nelson: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS JASON DAVE HAS HIS LOWER BACK DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL POST!
Rose: Probably, "That's one way to get your spine adjusted"!
Crumb: Dave looks to be in tremendous pain as Press just stepped back into the ring and BLASTS SCOTT WILSON FROM BEHIND!
Nelson: Press now tossing Wilson through the ropes to the outside and is directing Youth out of the ring back to their corner.
Youth nods, still a little stunned after having taken the fist-o-cuffs from Wilson, and makes his way through the ropes to the apron. Meanwhile, his partner turns his attention back to Jason Dave, who has risen his feet in the center of the ring. He stumbles a little while clutching his lower back and looks up just in time to see the big man tear across the ring with a clothesline with such impact that Dave cuts a flip to end up on his stomach.
The Stooges: DAMN!
Press yanks Dave up to his feet and sends his knee into his gut to double him back over while maintaining two fistfuls of the man's hair to keep him upright. He rushes him face first into the top turnbuckle of his own corner, and makes a quick tag to Youth before pulling Jason out to the center of the ropes. Youth hops into the ring and joins him on the opposite side of Dave, and the two men shoot the wrestler to the opposite side. Dave bounces back only to be leveled by a double back elbow that sends him slamming to the mat. Press steps out onto the apron while Youth drops and hooks the leg for a cover.
One...
Two...
Thre-KICK OUT!
Nelson: Dave getting his shoulder up at two and half after taking some brutal offense from The BombTrax, and now Youth has him yanked up to a seated position and has applied a rear chin lock!
Youth rocks back on Jason's chin while the other man reaches out to his partner with little effect. Wilson bounces up and down on the bottom rope in their corner and starts a clap that gets the audience involved, and to everyone's surprise Dave starts feeling the momentum. With fists shaking in the air he rocks up to one knee, forcing Youth to his feet while he tries to maintain the hold, but with every clap Jason gets closer and closer to pushing up to his own. Finally, with Youth at his side trying to keep his man down, Dave plants his boots in under him and fires in some hard elbows that cause 'The Flash' to loosen his grip. He manages to get free, coming up to fire in right hands that stun Youth, and he takes the opportunity to drop back into the ropes for spring before barreling forwards for a clothesline!
Crumb: Youth ducks the clothesline attempt and Dave continues on through for momentum, Youth now twirling around and goes for spinning heel kick, BUT DAVE CAUGHT HIM AND TURNED INTO AN INVERTED T-BONE SUPLEX!
Nelson: WHAT A MOVE! Both men are down now, and Press is barking from his corner for Youth to get up while Jason Dave starts crawling his way towards Wilson!
Rose: That suplex was a game changer here, and as much as I hate to admit it, if the Super Hero makes a tag before Youth, it could change the whole game plan for this match!
Youth paws at the ropes to get to his feet and at Press' insistence sees the danger as Jason Dave is within inches of tagging in Scott Wilson. He shakes his head and rushes over to grab Jason by the ankle, and starts to try and drag him away from the corner. Dave, on the other hand, flips over onto his back and sends a hard boot right into Youth's face, causing the man to release his ankle and stumble back. He quickly gets back over onto his stomach, and in a dramatic move, dives from his knees to slap Scott Wilson's hand!
Nelson: Wilson just cleared the ropes and right hands find their mark to drive Flaming Youth back into the ropes where he shoots him off to the other side!
Crumb: Youth coming back now, and WALKS RIGHT INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL BACK BREAKER THAT LEAVES HIS OPPONENT WRITHING ON THE CANVAS!
Rose: Uh-Oh! Here comes the big man into the ring to try and stop this momentum...
Nelson: But Dave ducks Press's clothesline attempt...the big man whirls around and WILSON KICK(Superkick) SENDS PRESS STUMBLING BACK TO THE ROPES AND RIGHT UP AND OVER TO THE FLOOR!
Crumb: Youth is clawing to get up behind him, and Wilson sees it...He's in prime position...NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX INTO A BRIDGE!
One...
Two...
Thre-KICK OUT!
Rose: That BombTrax just barely got his shoulder up, and now the big man is trying to get back into the ring but the referee has cut him off at the pass!
Nelson: The ref getting some semblance of order restored now, forcing Press to return to his corner as Wilson steps over and tags Jason Dave back in!
Dave immediately yanks the downed Youth up to his feet and spins him around so that his back is to him, hooks him around the head, and lifts him up for an inverted suplex. He holds him high up in the air to the delight of the audience, but instead of falling back he snaps suddenly around and down into a face buster!
Crumb: SHATTERED DREAMS FROM JASON DAVE TO FLAMING YOUTH! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT!
One...
Two...
Thre-NO!
Nelson: Press was halfway back into the ring when his partner just barely got the shoulder up, but is now moving back to the corner, demanding the tag.
Rose: A lot of good that will do him! I can't believe that Jason Dave and Scott Wilson have come out here and are making these guys look like chumps!
Crumb: It's obvious that they want to take those 'unofficial' titles off of The BombTrax and prove to everyone that they aren't anything more than schoolyard bullies!
Dave yanks Youth up again and drags him by the hair of the head over to his corner where he scoop slams him down right in front of it before reaching over and tagging Wilson back in. Scott doesn't bother entering the ring, instead quickly climbing to the top rope from the outside. Once perched, he signals the crowd with a wink before diving off into a breathtaking elbow drop that drives Youth's chest into the mat!
Nelson: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS FLAMING YOUTH IS BEING DISMANTLED BY JASON DAVE AND SCOTT WILSON!
Rose: Probably, "Is there any point now to hooking the leg for this cover?"
One...
Two...
Thre-
Crumb: OH! Stomp to the back of Wilson's head by Press to break up the pin and he followed on through to smash Dave in the face in his own corner!
Dave is able to grab the top rope so that he's not sent sprawling to the floor, but when he's able to look up he sees that Press has gotten hold of Youth and is dragging him back towards the BombTrax's corner! He steps through as the referee admonishes him while still holding Youth by the wrist, and then makes the tag himself. He steps right back into the ring just as Wilson rushes in to meet him with a diving shoulder tackle that crushes him into their opponents corner!
Nelson: Wilson is opening up on the big man but Press just gripped The Last King by the face and just mushed him backwards with enough force to send him to the mat!
Crumb: That dudes strength is scary sometimes...
Rose: Yeah, and now he's wading out of that corner like a bear with rabies!
Wilson scrambles up to his feet just in time to catch a meaty fist across the jaw that sends him stumbling straight back into his own corner where Jason Dave slaps him on the shoulder. The ref allows it as a tag, and as Press starts charging that way, Dave uses the ropes to springboard up to the top and dives off to land a vicious forearm smash that actually takes the big man off his feet. Press shakes his head to try and get rid of the cobwebs as he posts up to one knee, but Dave is already on his feet and in motion. As he rushes in at the big man he manages to grab one of his arms, tucks it under his chin while hooking his head, and then takes him skull first to the mat in a snapping motion for his patented Transcendence(Moonlight Drive)!
Nelson: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS JASON DAVE AND SCOTT WILSON ARE ABOUT TO DETHRONE THE BOMBTRAX?!?!
Rose: Dude, I don't even have time for a probably...There's a cover and the hook of the leg!
One...
Two...
Thre-NO!
Crumb: Youth just dove in to make the save! How is this guy even on his feet after all the punishment he's taken!
Rose: Well, he won't be for long, cause Scott Wilson just rushed into the ring and nailed him so hard that he just fell through the ropes back to the outside!
Wilson shoots his partner a quick glance and Dave waves him after Youth so that he can attempt to put the big man away. The Last King nods, exiting the ring through the ropes to go after the other member of The BombTrax as Dave uses all of his strength to try and get the big man back up to his feet. He eventually does and slips behind him, hooking him around the head from behind to rock him back and the fans come up to their feet in anticipation of Natural Selection(Cross Rhodes)! Much to their shock, Press manages to bring one of his legs off the mat and his knee finds Dave's face which causes him to let loose of the guillotine. This allows the big man the opportunity to spin around while still keeping his head low, and with his shoulder now in Jason's gut, lifts up and backwards while tossing him for a high back body drop! Jason slams down to the canvas clutching his back, and Press collapses to the mat and rolls for the outside.
Nelson: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS PRESS JUST COUNTERED JASON DAVE'S NATURAL SELECTION!
Rose: Probably, "Why is he heading outside the ring, and what is he looking for under the apron?"
Crumb: This isn't good guys! Their track record speaks for itself!
Press emerges from under the ring with a steel chair and belly slides into the ring. Jason Dave is just now trying to find his footing as the big man gets to his feet and raises the chair high over his head ready to waffle his opponent, much to the chagrin of the admonishing referee. Before he can take the swing, however, Scott Wilson appears in the ring from out of nowhere and snatches the chair out of Press's still upturned hands. The big man whirls around to face this new threat, full on expecting to get blasted by the chair, but The Last King just stares at him defiantly while shaking his head. The referee warns Wilson now, but The Last King reassures him and turns to toss the chair over the ropes and out of the ring. Just as the chair is about to exit, Youth suddenly leaps onto the apron and the chair flies right into his face which sends him sailing back down to the concrete floor. Jason Dave, who is now on his feet, looks on in complete disbelief while Scott Wilson's hands fly into his hair in shock. Meanwhile, Press grabs the referee and demands 'Justice' before bailing out of the ring.
Crumb: What in the hell just happened here?
Nelson: The BombTrax tried to introduce a foreign object to this match and it just backfired is what happened!
Rose: Uh...guys...I don't think so.
Jason Dave looks over to the referee as Press abandons the ring to help his partner on the outside and he starts shaking his head as the referee holds his hands up as if unable to make any other call. He signals for the bell which gets Scott Wilson's attention, and the two men corner the referee to argue with him as he tells the Time Keeper the information.
Nelson: What's going on here?
Crumb: Oh-No! I can't believe this!
Torres: As a result of using a foreign object in this match, the team of Jason Dave and Scott Wilson have been disqualified!
The fans boo loudly as Dave shakes his head violently 'No' and Scott Wilson places his hands on his hips and has to walk away to the center of the ring to try and find his composure.
Torres: As a result, the WINNERS of this match...
Press gives the ring announcer a dangerous look as he yanks his partner up to his feet, and while holding him with one hand lifts both of the IPW Championships up to urge him on. Torres sighs, and shrugs.
Torres: And STILL your IPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....THE BOMBTRAX!!!
Nelson: Are you freakin' kidding me?!?
Crumb: This is ridiculous. Surely the referee can see that this was a set up! Jason Dave and Scott Wilson had The BombTrax on the ropes and it was obvious they were about to take this thing from them!
Rose: Oh, you two quit your bitching! The right team won in my opinion.
Youth, now partially recovered but still holding the back of his head, starts to chuckle, followed by the big man who outright guffaws. The two men hold up their championships as they slowly backpedal up the ramp, looking pretty pleased with themselves considering how everything had turned out. Inside the ring, Jason Dave is having a complete meltdown, kicking the bottom rope and yelling at the referee who tries to calm him down. Wilson, who has been standing in the center of the ring for some time with his hands on his hips, finally turns around to try and give his partner some assurances. Just then, Dave grips the referee by the collar of his shirt, and before Wilson can intercede belts him across the jaw which sends him to the canvas unconscious. Scott rushes to Dave's side and restrains him from doing anymore damage, but Jason shoves his partner away and continues his tirade down at the ring announcer.
Nelson: Jason Dave has lost his mind out here!
Crumb: That's certainly going to cost him, but I do understand his frustration.
Rose: Well what do you know, when the Super Hero doesn't get his way he doesn't mind breaking the rules. I could like this version of Jason Dave!
Nelson: This isn't a version, Rose, this is a man who just had his night stolen from him.
Rose: Looks to me like there could be some trouble in paradise here, as Dave isn't really paying any of Wilson's warning any mind.
Dave comes to rest his forearms on the top rope and shakes his head as Wilson comes to his side again and tries to get him to see that they would get them next time. Dave finally sighs, nodding his head, and the two men leave the ring so that the EMT's can attend to the fallen referee.
Nelson: Something tells me that this isn't over between The BombTrax and the team of Jason Dave and Scott Wilson.
Crumb: Not by a long shot!
Torres: The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall or submission...
He hesitates for a moment, looking back down to the note in his hand nervously before adding in a shaky voice.
Torres: ...and is for the IPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS?
“L’s Theme A” hits over the PA system as the lights dim and Scott Wilson steps out onto the stage to a loud reaction, nodding his head and staring out at the capacity crowd with confidence. He soaks in the atmosphere for a moment longer before strolling forward and stepping to the side as ‘Changes’ by Lucidious suddenly replaces his music and the cheers nearly drown out the entire building as Jason Dave steps out from the curtain. He pauses to give Wilson a grin, and the two give a double high five before making their way down to the ring.
Torres: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, the team of THE LAST KING, SCOTT WILSON & JASON DAVVVEEE!!
The two men move to their respective sides of the ramp to slap hands with the exuberant fans. When they reach ringside, they both leap to the ring apron and swing through the ropes into the ring at the same time, taking off to opposite corners and leaping to the second to hype the crowd even further.
Nelson: Last show the team of Scott Wilson and Jason Dave, along with Astrid Samson, went up against the team of The BombTrax and Lady Munin in a match that never actually got underway before turning into an all-out brawl.
Rose: Yeah, it was pretty great.
Crumb: If you say so. All I know is that immediately following security dragging all parties to the back, somehow The BombTrax got loose and interrupted Oliver Black and Brianna Rissi during the Main Event…
Rose: Don’t say it like that! Those two were never going to fight in the first place, so all they interrupted was the Unholy Alliance cutting a shoot…
Nelson: Either way, Jason Dave & Scott Wilson have seen enough out of these two and demanded the match we’re about to see here tonight and made sure it was for those IPW Tag Team Championships. Are those things even recognized?
Crumb: According to Tapioca Joe they aren't, but it's pretty obvious that The BombTrax got a note out here to Torres who says that the match is indeed for the titles.
The lights go dim as "Strangle Hold" by Ted Nugent begins to blare across the arena. Red strobelights flicker all around the building, and finally settle on the entry way. When the song settles into the breakdown, Press, with one of the IPW Tag Team title belts over his shoulder, strides out from behind the curtain, stopping at the top of the ramp to gaze intently out at the crowd.
Here I come again now baby
Like a dog in heat
Tell it's me by the clamor now baby
I like to tear up the street
When the first lines bellow out, Youth, with the other IPW Tag Team title belt around his waist, appears, flashing around in front of Press and spins a few times reaching out at the crowd who cheer in adulation. He comes to a teetering stop facing the ring, a coy grin on his face, as he looks back at his massive partner who merely nods his approval.
Torres: Introducing their opponents, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and coming in at a combined weight of 560 pounds, they are the IPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…PRESS, FLAMING YOUTH…THE BOMBTRAXXX!!
Now I been smokin' for so long
You know I'm here to stay
Got you in a stranglehold baby
You best get oughta the way
Youth takes off into a sprint for the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope, and popping up with his hands over his head. Press stalks up to the ring, rising on the ring apron, and then stepping over the top rope with one fist pumped over his head. Youth takes a turnbuckle with a single bound, and plays up to the crowd, as Press turns and casually leans against the other corner staring across the ring at a very eager looking Jason Dave and Scott Wilson.
Nelson: These two have been all over our shows since arriving, causing mayhem and destruction wherever they go, and now they are set to defend those tag titles that they reintroduced to the company by just claiming to be the champs.
Rose: Seems legitimate to me.
Crumb: Are you serious? These guys have thrown their weight around like a couple of bullies, and in my estimating, it stops here tonight! Jason Dave and Scott Wilson look ready to kill!
Rose: I guess we’ll just have to see what these two boy scouts can do, cause there’s the bell…
DING DING DING
---IPW Tag Team Championship Match: Jason Dave & Scott Wilson versus The BombTrax---
Youth signifies that he’ll start for The BombTrax as the big man swings a massive leg over the top rope to end up on the outside. On the other side of the ring Jason Dave and Scott Wilson go over some strategy that sees Dave finally nod his head yes and step through the ropes in his corner.
Nelson: It looks like Wilson and Youth will start this one off and both men are starting to circle…collar and elbow tie up!
The two men jockey for position before Wilson quickly pulls Youth down into a side headlock. The Innovator of Flight looks for an opening, but finding none, gets a fistful of Wilson's hair to guide him to the ropes. The referee admonishes Youth who finally lets go, but he's already positioned as he shoots Wilson off to the far side. Wilson bounces back and Youth slides to the center of the ring on his belly, forcing The Last King to hop over him or be tripped. When Scott returns for a second time, Youth pops up to his feet and then leap frogs right over the man with a high vertical jump. Wilson passes under and continues his momentum to hit the ropes for a third time. On his return now the man known in some circles as 'Flash' goes for a hip toss, but Wilson floats over his front to reverse and delivers one of his own. Youth smacks the mat, but when Scott tries to reach down and get a hold of him he brings both feet up to plant on Wilson's chest and shoves him backwards, giving him enough time to roll up to his feet.
Crumb: Lots of back and forth action between these two, and Youth just rushed at Wilson who CATCHES HIM WITH AN ARM DRAG!
Nelson: Youth bounces back up and here comes Wilson, who similarly gets caught with an arm drag!
Rose: What, are these two guys playing the mimic game?
Wilson pops up just as quickly, but quick as a hiccup Youth is on him, forcing him back into the ropes once again. He shoots the man off, but The Last King reverses it, and when Youth bounces back he's taken clear off his feat with a release Belly to Belly suplex! Youth slams off the canvas and this time doesn't immediately pop up, instead clutching at his back as he slowly pushes to a knee. Wilson charges in with a knee right to the side of the man's head that sends Youth crashing back to the mat to now cradle his head. Wilson grabs him by the wrist and drags him closer to his corner where he makes a proper tag to Jason Dave.
Nelson: Good teamwork there cutting off the ring as Dave leaps into the ring ready for action...
Crumb: It was Dave that got this match booked last show after not one but two cluster style finishes involving The BombTrax, and now he's opening up on Youth, knocking him back into the nearby corner!
Rose: Yeah, that sounds about right. Jason Dave whines and gets a title shot. Did the same thing with Oliver Black.
Crumb: Uh...you really do have a twisted view of events don't you?
Rose: I call them like I see them, Crumbbum!
Youth finds himself pummeled with rights and lefts in the corner until he's literally just hanging by his arms off the top rope. Dave takes his limp wrist and sends him hurtling with an Irish whip towards the far corner, keeping pace to follow him in with a clothesline. Much to his surprise the Innovator of Flight steps right up the turnbuckles to the top, flipping backwards to land on his feet behind Dave as he slams into the corner. Dave stumbles back holding his chest and a look of shock comes over his face as Youth feeds his arm between his legs and rolls him backwards into a schoolboy pin!
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Nelson: Dave kicking out with authority and already coming up to his feet as Youth leaps over and makes the tag to the big man!
Press swings his large leg up and over the ropes to enter the ring just as Jason gets back to his feet. The two men start on equal ground, circling one another before locking up in the center of the ring. With a gigantic shove Dave is sent hurtling down to the mat, rolling with the fall to end up on one knee as he stares up at the behemoth who now wears a smirk. He pushes up to his feet and the two lock up once again to the same result, Dave being tossed away like a rag doll. Jason seems a little perturbed as Scott Wilson shouts words of encouragement from their corner, feeding him to use his speed against the obvious strength advantage of his adversary. When the move in to lock up again, Dave ducks under the big man's meaty paws and slips in behind him. When Press spins around he tries for a back elbow, but Jason is able to duck it, and pops back up with an uppercut that causes his opponent to stumble back.
Crumb: Wow! Big hit by Dave who is firing in now with rights, actually forcing his much larger adversary into the corner...now taking the second rope and hammering down into his skull while the fans count along!
Rose: I'm sort of surprised these fans can count to ten, if I'm being honest...
Despite Rose Marie's chiding comment, the fans indeed reach Ten, and Jason Dave rocks backwards while placing his feet at the base of Press's trunk to send him flying up and over with a monkey flip. The big man hits the mat hard but comes up quickly only to catch a dropkick to his face for the effort. Press paws at his jaw as he falls back into the ropes, and Youth jumps up and down in their corner in protest just as Dave rushes across with a clothesline that dumps the big man up and over to the outside!
Nelson: Big clothesline from Dave takes Press to the concrete, and now Youth in the ring illegally to try and attack from behind, but SCOTT WILSON CUTS HIM OFF WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!
Rose: The Ref better get control of this quickly or he's in danger of letting it run away from him.
Crumb: I can't believe this, but I agree with you Rose. The Ref's got to get Wilson and Youth out of the ring, and Press back in it.
Rose: Looks like that may be easier said than done, Crumbbum!
Scott Wilson yanks Youth up to his feet and lays in a chop that sends the man falling back into the neutral corner while Dave watches Press slowly rise from the floor. Jason steps up to the edge of the ropes and grips the top with both hands, and just when the big man is in position he uses them to springboard up and over into a plancha down onto Press. Unfortunately for him, Press manages to stay on his feet, catching him across his chest, and before Dave can react he finds himself driven spine first into the same corner post that his partner is currently getting pummeled in thanks to Wilson. Press maintains his hold on Dave as he carries the man past the corner, and then tosses him back into the ring before hopping up on the apron.
Nelson: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS JASON DAVE HAS HIS LOWER BACK DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL POST!
Rose: Probably, "That's one way to get your spine adjusted"!
Crumb: Dave looks to be in tremendous pain as Press just stepped back into the ring and BLASTS SCOTT WILSON FROM BEHIND!
Nelson: Press now tossing Wilson through the ropes to the outside and is directing Youth out of the ring back to their corner.
Youth nods, still a little stunned after having taken the fist-o-cuffs from Wilson, and makes his way through the ropes to the apron. Meanwhile, his partner turns his attention back to Jason Dave, who has risen his feet in the center of the ring. He stumbles a little while clutching his lower back and looks up just in time to see the big man tear across the ring with a clothesline with such impact that Dave cuts a flip to end up on his stomach.
The Stooges: DAMN!
Press yanks Dave up to his feet and sends his knee into his gut to double him back over while maintaining two fistfuls of the man's hair to keep him upright. He rushes him face first into the top turnbuckle of his own corner, and makes a quick tag to Youth before pulling Jason out to the center of the ropes. Youth hops into the ring and joins him on the opposite side of Dave, and the two men shoot the wrestler to the opposite side. Dave bounces back only to be leveled by a double back elbow that sends him slamming to the mat. Press steps out onto the apron while Youth drops and hooks the leg for a cover.
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Nelson: Dave getting his shoulder up at two and half after taking some brutal offense from The BombTrax, and now Youth has him yanked up to a seated position and has applied a rear chin lock!
Youth rocks back on Jason's chin while the other man reaches out to his partner with little effect. Wilson bounces up and down on the bottom rope in their corner and starts a clap that gets the audience involved, and to everyone's surprise Dave starts feeling the momentum. With fists shaking in the air he rocks up to one knee, forcing Youth to his feet while he tries to maintain the hold, but with every clap Jason gets closer and closer to pushing up to his own. Finally, with Youth at his side trying to keep his man down, Dave plants his boots in under him and fires in some hard elbows that cause 'The Flash' to loosen his grip. He manages to get free, coming up to fire in right hands that stun Youth, and he takes the opportunity to drop back into the ropes for spring before barreling forwards for a clothesline!
Crumb: Youth ducks the clothesline attempt and Dave continues on through for momentum, Youth now twirling around and goes for spinning heel kick, BUT DAVE CAUGHT HIM AND TURNED INTO AN INVERTED T-BONE SUPLEX!
Nelson: WHAT A MOVE! Both men are down now, and Press is barking from his corner for Youth to get up while Jason Dave starts crawling his way towards Wilson!
Rose: That suplex was a game changer here, and as much as I hate to admit it, if the Super Hero makes a tag before Youth, it could change the whole game plan for this match!
Youth paws at the ropes to get to his feet and at Press' insistence sees the danger as Jason Dave is within inches of tagging in Scott Wilson. He shakes his head and rushes over to grab Jason by the ankle, and starts to try and drag him away from the corner. Dave, on the other hand, flips over onto his back and sends a hard boot right into Youth's face, causing the man to release his ankle and stumble back. He quickly gets back over onto his stomach, and in a dramatic move, dives from his knees to slap Scott Wilson's hand!
Nelson: Wilson just cleared the ropes and right hands find their mark to drive Flaming Youth back into the ropes where he shoots him off to the other side!
Crumb: Youth coming back now, and WALKS RIGHT INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL BACK BREAKER THAT LEAVES HIS OPPONENT WRITHING ON THE CANVAS!
Rose: Uh-Oh! Here comes the big man into the ring to try and stop this momentum...
Nelson: But Dave ducks Press's clothesline attempt...the big man whirls around and WILSON KICK(Superkick) SENDS PRESS STUMBLING BACK TO THE ROPES AND RIGHT UP AND OVER TO THE FLOOR!
Crumb: Youth is clawing to get up behind him, and Wilson sees it...He's in prime position...NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX INTO A BRIDGE!
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Thre-KICK OUT!
Rose: That BombTrax just barely got his shoulder up, and now the big man is trying to get back into the ring but the referee has cut him off at the pass!
Nelson: The ref getting some semblance of order restored now, forcing Press to return to his corner as Wilson steps over and tags Jason Dave back in!
Dave immediately yanks the downed Youth up to his feet and spins him around so that his back is to him, hooks him around the head, and lifts him up for an inverted suplex. He holds him high up in the air to the delight of the audience, but instead of falling back he snaps suddenly around and down into a face buster!
Crumb: SHATTERED DREAMS FROM JASON DAVE TO FLAMING YOUTH! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT!
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Nelson: Press was halfway back into the ring when his partner just barely got the shoulder up, but is now moving back to the corner, demanding the tag.
Rose: A lot of good that will do him! I can't believe that Jason Dave and Scott Wilson have come out here and are making these guys look like chumps!
Crumb: It's obvious that they want to take those 'unofficial' titles off of The BombTrax and prove to everyone that they aren't anything more than schoolyard bullies!
Dave yanks Youth up again and drags him by the hair of the head over to his corner where he scoop slams him down right in front of it before reaching over and tagging Wilson back in. Scott doesn't bother entering the ring, instead quickly climbing to the top rope from the outside. Once perched, he signals the crowd with a wink before diving off into a breathtaking elbow drop that drives Youth's chest into the mat!
Nelson: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS FLAMING YOUTH IS BEING DISMANTLED BY JASON DAVE AND SCOTT WILSON!
Rose: Probably, "Is there any point now to hooking the leg for this cover?"
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Crumb: OH! Stomp to the back of Wilson's head by Press to break up the pin and he followed on through to smash Dave in the face in his own corner!
Dave is able to grab the top rope so that he's not sent sprawling to the floor, but when he's able to look up he sees that Press has gotten hold of Youth and is dragging him back towards the BombTrax's corner! He steps through as the referee admonishes him while still holding Youth by the wrist, and then makes the tag himself. He steps right back into the ring just as Wilson rushes in to meet him with a diving shoulder tackle that crushes him into their opponents corner!
Nelson: Wilson is opening up on the big man but Press just gripped The Last King by the face and just mushed him backwards with enough force to send him to the mat!
Crumb: That dudes strength is scary sometimes...
Rose: Yeah, and now he's wading out of that corner like a bear with rabies!
Wilson scrambles up to his feet just in time to catch a meaty fist across the jaw that sends him stumbling straight back into his own corner where Jason Dave slaps him on the shoulder. The ref allows it as a tag, and as Press starts charging that way, Dave uses the ropes to springboard up to the top and dives off to land a vicious forearm smash that actually takes the big man off his feet. Press shakes his head to try and get rid of the cobwebs as he posts up to one knee, but Dave is already on his feet and in motion. As he rushes in at the big man he manages to grab one of his arms, tucks it under his chin while hooking his head, and then takes him skull first to the mat in a snapping motion for his patented Transcendence(Moonlight Drive)!
Nelson: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS JASON DAVE AND SCOTT WILSON ARE ABOUT TO DETHRONE THE BOMBTRAX?!?!
Rose: Dude, I don't even have time for a probably...There's a cover and the hook of the leg!
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Crumb: Youth just dove in to make the save! How is this guy even on his feet after all the punishment he's taken!
Rose: Well, he won't be for long, cause Scott Wilson just rushed into the ring and nailed him so hard that he just fell through the ropes back to the outside!
Wilson shoots his partner a quick glance and Dave waves him after Youth so that he can attempt to put the big man away. The Last King nods, exiting the ring through the ropes to go after the other member of The BombTrax as Dave uses all of his strength to try and get the big man back up to his feet. He eventually does and slips behind him, hooking him around the head from behind to rock him back and the fans come up to their feet in anticipation of Natural Selection(Cross Rhodes)! Much to their shock, Press manages to bring one of his legs off the mat and his knee finds Dave's face which causes him to let loose of the guillotine. This allows the big man the opportunity to spin around while still keeping his head low, and with his shoulder now in Jason's gut, lifts up and backwards while tossing him for a high back body drop! Jason slams down to the canvas clutching his back, and Press collapses to the mat and rolls for the outside.
Nelson: WHAT CAN EVERYONE BE THINKING AS PRESS JUST COUNTERED JASON DAVE'S NATURAL SELECTION!
Rose: Probably, "Why is he heading outside the ring, and what is he looking for under the apron?"
Crumb: This isn't good guys! Their track record speaks for itself!
Press emerges from under the ring with a steel chair and belly slides into the ring. Jason Dave is just now trying to find his footing as the big man gets to his feet and raises the chair high over his head ready to waffle his opponent, much to the chagrin of the admonishing referee. Before he can take the swing, however, Scott Wilson appears in the ring from out of nowhere and snatches the chair out of Press's still upturned hands. The big man whirls around to face this new threat, full on expecting to get blasted by the chair, but The Last King just stares at him defiantly while shaking his head. The referee warns Wilson now, but The Last King reassures him and turns to toss the chair over the ropes and out of the ring. Just as the chair is about to exit, Youth suddenly leaps onto the apron and the chair flies right into his face which sends him sailing back down to the concrete floor. Jason Dave, who is now on his feet, looks on in complete disbelief while Scott Wilson's hands fly into his hair in shock. Meanwhile, Press grabs the referee and demands 'Justice' before bailing out of the ring.
Crumb: What in the hell just happened here?
Nelson: The BombTrax tried to introduce a foreign object to this match and it just backfired is what happened!
Rose: Uh...guys...I don't think so.
Jason Dave looks over to the referee as Press abandons the ring to help his partner on the outside and he starts shaking his head as the referee holds his hands up as if unable to make any other call. He signals for the bell which gets Scott Wilson's attention, and the two men corner the referee to argue with him as he tells the Time Keeper the information.
Nelson: What's going on here?
Crumb: Oh-No! I can't believe this!
Torres: As a result of using a foreign object in this match, the team of Jason Dave and Scott Wilson have been disqualified!
The fans boo loudly as Dave shakes his head violently 'No' and Scott Wilson places his hands on his hips and has to walk away to the center of the ring to try and find his composure.
Torres: As a result, the WINNERS of this match...
Press gives the ring announcer a dangerous look as he yanks his partner up to his feet, and while holding him with one hand lifts both of the IPW Championships up to urge him on. Torres sighs, and shrugs.
Torres: And STILL your IPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....THE BOMBTRAX!!!
Nelson: Are you freakin' kidding me?!?
Crumb: This is ridiculous. Surely the referee can see that this was a set up! Jason Dave and Scott Wilson had The BombTrax on the ropes and it was obvious they were about to take this thing from them!
Rose: Oh, you two quit your bitching! The right team won in my opinion.
Youth, now partially recovered but still holding the back of his head, starts to chuckle, followed by the big man who outright guffaws. The two men hold up their championships as they slowly backpedal up the ramp, looking pretty pleased with themselves considering how everything had turned out. Inside the ring, Jason Dave is having a complete meltdown, kicking the bottom rope and yelling at the referee who tries to calm him down. Wilson, who has been standing in the center of the ring for some time with his hands on his hips, finally turns around to try and give his partner some assurances. Just then, Dave grips the referee by the collar of his shirt, and before Wilson can intercede belts him across the jaw which sends him to the canvas unconscious. Scott rushes to Dave's side and restrains him from doing anymore damage, but Jason shoves his partner away and continues his tirade down at the ring announcer.
Nelson: Jason Dave has lost his mind out here!
Crumb: That's certainly going to cost him, but I do understand his frustration.
Rose: Well what do you know, when the Super Hero doesn't get his way he doesn't mind breaking the rules. I could like this version of Jason Dave!
Nelson: This isn't a version, Rose, this is a man who just had his night stolen from him.
Rose: Looks to me like there could be some trouble in paradise here, as Dave isn't really paying any of Wilson's warning any mind.
Dave comes to rest his forearms on the top rope and shakes his head as Wilson comes to his side again and tries to get him to see that they would get them next time. Dave finally sighs, nodding his head, and the two men leave the ring so that the EMT's can attend to the fallen referee.
Nelson: Something tells me that this isn't over between The BombTrax and the team of Jason Dave and Scott Wilson.
Crumb: Not by a long shot!