Post by Press1269 on Feb 7, 2016 5:15:38 GMT
** The Events that unfolded on Insurrection was a travesty, yet Johnny storm is sitting in a doctor's office somewhere in uptown Seattle where he is getting a cast on his nose from the attack received by Chris Damm, a former SWA wrestler, and now a member of the GWA. As Johnny Storm tries to block out the events of the attack, a Television screen blaring in the doctor's office continues to remind him**
Tyrone: Wait a minute!!! What the hell is going on here?
Kevin: CHRIS DAMM IS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP!!! CHRIS DAMM IS COMING TO THE RING!!!
Tyrone: What's that suckah doin' out here! Keep him away from me!!!
Kevin: He's got a nasty game face on.....We don't know what he's doing here. In the ring, Storm is calling for the "Fantastic Figure-Four"... he's got Cage's leg... he's looking to the crowd for support.
Tyrone: Listen to that reaction!!!
Kevin: I think that's for Damm!
[As Storm call out to the crowd, Damm slips under the bottom ropes, walking up behind him. The crowd goes wild as Storm begins to spin, twisting Cages' leg. As he comes around, he comes face to face with Chris Damm, who just stares at him. Storm drops Cage's leg, slowly beginning to back away, trying to talk to Damm, who just stalks forward, his hands clenched into fists at his sides.]
Kevin: Damm is here for Storm!!! He must have taken an exception to what Storm had to say...
Tyrone: Get the hell outta the ring Storm… RUN SUCKAH! RUN!!!
[Damm throws a left right into Storm's nose. The force sends Storm rocking back against the turnbuckle. Damm comes in with repeated knees to the midsection. With a quick smirk to the crowd, Damm wraps Storm up in a front face-lock, dragging his limp wobbly body out of the corner to the center of the ring.]
Kevin: Damm has Storm at his mercy... why is he doing this?
Tyrone: I told that fool to run!!!
[Damm applies a firm grip on the face-lock, bringing his other arm up to lock onto his own wrist. With a quick snapping motion, Damm spins to his left in a complete 360 turn, whipping the body of Storm around with him. As he comes out of the quick spin, he drops Storm down, face first to the mat. The crowd erupts at the sight as Damm hops up, leaving the quivering body of Johnny Storm in the center of the ring.]
Kevin: What the hell was that?
Tyrone: Yo, I have no clue.....but that looked like it REALLY HURT!!!
Kevin: Damm is calling for a mic now....what else does he have in store for us.
[Damm takes a mic from Lopez, then stands with his foot on Storms' chest. With a wry smile, he lifts the mic up to speak to the frenzied crowd.]
Damm: You know, as some of you people might already know, this load of compost right here told everyone of you to come to either Mr. Fury or myself to speak about Johnny Storm's role in the SWA. Well, being the ever loving, always giving man that I am, I figured I would take it upon myself to do the job. So, ladies and gentlemen, allow me to show you exactly what Johnny Storms role in the SWA was!!!
[Damm takes his foot off of Storms' chest and walks over towards the corner. For a moment he looks like he's in deep thought. With a quick wink to the crowd, he walks back over towards Storms' motionless form. Standing over him, Damm just holds his arms out to display Storm, sprawled out on the canvas. At this movement, the crowd begins to laugh with derisive chants towards Mr. Fantastic beginning to echo through the arena.]
Damm: There you have it. That right there was Johnny Storms' role in the SWA!!!
[The crowd erupts again as Damm winds up and slams a steel-tipped boot sqaure into Johnny Storm's face.]
Damm: And that right there, my friends… [points to the now bleeding face of Johnny Storm] Is FANTASTIC!!!
[Damm drops the mic, hooking the top rope and flipping out of the ring to the floor. "N2Gether Now" By Limp Bizkit kicks over the PA, the fans going wild as Damm makes his way up the ramp.]
Kevin: Oh my!!! Well folks... now we know what he's doing here.
Tyrone: He broke that Suckahs' nose I think!!!
Kevin: This may be a warning to Johnny Storm... he might want to watch what he says from now on...
Tyrone: Unless he wants the same role in the GWA anyway... what's up next?
Kevin: We've gotta go to a break... DON'T GO AWAY!!!
**Storm cringes in pain as the doctor slaps the cold molding onto his nose. Storm eye's the doctor's work, and then looks back at the television that is going to yet another promo of what happened to Storm.**
Mr. Fantastic: Can you please turn that garbage off!
Doctor: OH! I'm sorry. (flips the off switch with his elbow, seeing as his hands are covered in plaster. He resumes his molding as Johnny patiently sits in disgust.) So, what did you do to get this fractured nose?
Mr. Fantastic: I'm still not quite sure, I guess I just said something he didn't like to much. But Chris Damm, for as long as I've known him, and as long as I've seen him wrestle, he's the same old Chris Damm. This really doesn't surprise me. You see, Chris picks on other people, trying to be funny and play to the Spam Sucking Trailer Park Trash Fans that watch the GWA programs.
Doctor: (cutting him off) Hey! Wait a sec! I WATCH GWA!
Mr. Fantastic: Well, evidently not enough if you don't know why Damm fractured my nose. It was just on the fucking television!
Doctor: OH! OH! You're "Mr. Fantastic" Johnny Storm! Oh! Can I get you're autograph later? I didn't realize it was you. NOW PUT CHRIS DAMM IN FRONT OF ME, and I tell you that I'll recognize him! He's great!
Mr. Fantastic: (after a seemingly pissed off face at the doctor, Mr. Fantastic calmly looks at the wall) Out of the places to go, I had to come to a doctor that is a GOD DAMN Chris Damm Mark! What in the hell has the world come to? People recognize Chris Damm, but don't recognize "Mr. Fantastic" Johnny Storm? Well, I think something is going to have to change about that. (Addressing the doctor once again) Now will you hurry this up, I have somewhere I need to be.
**The doctor continues the procedure, until a fine thin layer of plaster is covering Johnny Storm's nose. Storm stands up and looks in the mirror. He grimaces at the sight, and then shrugs his shoulders, and looks back at the doctor**
Mr. Fantastic: And you are sure this will be ready to come off by Friday. I've never heard of a three day cast?
Doctor: Well you're Fracture is not that bad really, he didn't come down or up across the bridge, just budged it in pretty good, which caused a hairline crack in the bridge. It shouldn't interfere in you're wrestling career. If I were you I'd stay away from Chris Damm. He's bad news.
Mr. Fantastic: JESUS! Give me my God Damn bill so I can get out of here. If I hear anymore of this shit I'm going to have to go to the doctor for migraine pills.
Doctor: Sorry, um, here is your bill.
**Mr. Fantastic takes the bill and aimlessly throws it to the side with his Platinum Plus Visa Card. He looks to the doctor, and eyes him as the nurse comes into the tiny room, picking up the Card.**
Nurse: What's this?
Mr. Fantastic:(looking over at the nurse now) It's my Visa Card. You know, Never leave home without it..
Nurse: Actually, I think that's American Express, and we don't take Visa or any other Credit Card's. Cash only. Didn't you read the disclaimer you signed.
**Mr. Fantastic turns around to the doctor who smiles with a dopey look on his face. He then pulls out his wallet and throws the remaining bit of money he has at the Nurse.**
Mr. Fantastic: HERE! Take it!
Nurse: Thank you Mr. Storm. Oh, by the way, I'm a really big fan of Chris Damm's. Could I bother you in seeing if he would give me an Autograph?
**On that note Johnny Storm angrily grabs his coat and storms out the door. He jerks the front entrance open, and as he's walking out a little kid with an apparent injured arm comes running towards the front door. As he approaches it is visible that he is wearing a Chris Damm shirt. He stops, looks up at Storm, and then start's laughing. Storm even more angry now Walks past the kid with evil intentions, and starts towards his rental car**