Legionnaires (Part 1 - Feat. Britney XXX Spears)

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**Johnny Storm wakes up to a feeling of tightness in his ribs. He reaches for his pain relief medicine, before realizing just exactly where he is. He looks about the room, and see's that he is in a Penthouse somewhere. He crawls out of bed, and feels an emense amount of pain shoot through him. He looks down at his body, and see's the bruises and scrapes. When he gets fully to his feet, he sees in a mirror, that his forehead is full of stitches, and his nose has been re-plastered. He grabs a robe that is stretched across a chair, and slips it on. He smells Country Ham, and Eggs cooking in the kitchen as he enters the Living Room of the Penthouse Apartment. He starts into the Kitchen, where he see's Britney Spears pouring ingredients into a bowl for what appear to be instant pancakes.

She smiles as she sees Johnny out of the corner of her eye, and turns to face him. She touches his swollen face, and he flenches a bit. He returns the smile, and pulls her close to his body, shutting out the pain of the act. She wraps her arms around him, and they proceed to kiss, but the Door Bell Rings right at that moment. Storm shakes his head in disbelief, and takes a few steps back wondering who would bother them here. Britney turns back to her cooking, and he smacks her on her rear as he exits the kitchen. A yelp can be heard from behind, then a giggle, as he starts towards the Front Door. He looks through the eye hole to see the GWA Reporter Extraordinaire...Ross Bobby. Storm grimaces at the sight of a GWA camera crew behind him. In his head he thinks I won't let them in, but his gestures allow for him to open the door.**

Ross Bobby: Hello "Mr. Fantastic". We've been meaning to talk with you about the events that unfolded on Saturday Pinnacle. You know how it is ...I can only do so much.

Mr. Fantastic: Sure, yeah, whatever.....so is it Ross or Bobby?

Ross Bobby: Actually....it's Ross Bobby.

Mr. Fantastic: and not Bobby Ross?

Ross Bobby: IT'S ROSS BOBBY! I'm pretty sure I know how to say my own name!

Mr. Fantastic: I don't know.....You sure don't know how to dress yourself. You look like a slob Bobby Ross....Jesus....they don't pay you much do they?

Ross Bobby: (while tucking his shirt down into his pants) The name is Ross Bo...OH FORGET IT! Just call me Ross!

Mr. Fantastic: Fine...Fine.....Jeez. So Ross what can I do for you?

Ross: We have a few questions for you if you don't mind.

Mr. Fantastic: Very well...step inside. You can set up over there. I'll be back in a moment.

**Johnny starts back towards the kitchen, and Ross and his Cameraman walk into the living room to get everything situated. Storm enters the kitchen, and Britney has two plates ready on the breakfast nook. Storm smiles at her softly, and then turns his attention to business.**

Mr. Fantastic: Ross Bobby is here with the GWA. He wants to talk to me for a few minuetes...I'll be back soon. OK?

Britney: (Spears looks deeply into Johnny's eyes, and then nods. She stands, brushes herself off, and starts out the door) That's fine with me Johnny.

Mr. Fantastic: And Where are you going?

Britney: I'm going out there with you. It's time you and I both become involved in one anothers futures. You've helped me get my career started, and now I'm going to help you with yours. I'm here for you Johnny.

Mr. Fantastic: (smiling at her) Very well Britney....just don't cut me off....(chuckles a little at her as he follows her out the door)

**When they enter the living room Ross Bobby is spouting off about something to the cameraman, who has already spotted Spears, and is bug eyed. He lifts the Camera swiftly to get her enterance, and then see's Johnny Storm sit down on a couch in the far corner, and she...drapes herself across him. They smile at each other, as Storm places his hand on her thigh, and they seemingly lose themselves in a moment as they kiss and play with each other's hair. Finally, Ross...Who is flabbergasted, but want's to get to the interview....lets out a cough...that breaks the two up. Storm nods for Ross to begin which he, takes out a mic and cues the cameraman.**

Ross: We are here today GWA fans with "Mr. Fantastic" Johnny Storm....and his new...(pauses)....love interest....Britney Spears! Now....Johnny....when did you and Mrs. Spears decide to get back together. I know you've been an active couple three times before. Why now are you trying to rekindle the magic?

**As Johnny is about to answer Ross Bobby, Spears places her fingers over his lips, and looks directly at the disgruntled little reporter.**

Spears: You know what, Ross.....It doesn't matter when Britney Spears and Johnny Storm decided to get back together. That's not why you came here. You came here to interview "Mr. Fantastic" Johnny Storm, which I can guarantee you that he is Fantastic in every, and Ross, I mean every, aspect.(she smiles devilishly)

Ross: Um......uh.......yes...You are right Mrs. Spears. I'm sorry. We are here to interview Mr. Storm about wrestling...not his personal life....it's none of our buisness. (Storm Smirks at Ross' back pedaling, and Ross recomposes himself)..Now...Mr. Fantastic, the question on everyone's minds....has to be....How in the hell are you and Chris Damm going to get along as a Tag Team???!

Mr. Fantastic: Now Ross if you will shut the hell up for five seconds...I'm going to tell you all you need to know right here and now! How am I and Damm going to get along as a Tag Team? Well to tell you the truth, I don't want to be Chris Damm's tag team partner. The reason? Because I Hate Chris Damm. Hate is not even enough to describe my feelings. I loathe, despise, dis-respect, and can not even fathom Chris Damm's presence! Yet somehow our great booking committee has seen fit to put me and Damm in a Tag Team match. No less...A tag team match for the Legion Tag Titles. The ignorance is unbelievable even to me....yet.....I can't say that the sound of New Gold is not lovely.

Storm: Damm if you are the professional that you say you are, then this should be easy. A walk in the park. You are here for money, I'm here for gold. This is simple enough....You've left me laying, I've left you laying....I don't have much use for you, but they have given us an opportunity. It's time for us to do what we both can do, and that is wrestle. Our time in the ring will come, but this is a chance for gold. Now, as for The two golden boys we are to face. Doomsday....you spell out what's going to happen to you in your name, and...? Who the hell else is it?(turns to Ross Bobby.)

Ross: Jim Daher!

Mr. Fantastic: Ohhhhhh that's why I've never heard of him.

Ross: Why's that?

Mr. Fantastic: Cause he sucks! Now These two are fitting for each other, they both get a crowd response from the Spam Sucking Trailer Park Trash that are the GWA fans. I mean, come one....you guys have got to be insane to step into my world. This ring...this ..I...I'm actually speechless that someone feels that you two are worthy opponents. I mean I've at least heard of the Red Rooster, and any one of the talented Mr. Wrestlers? But Jim Daher and Doomsday? What the hell is a Jim Daher......beside my obvious victim. Doomsday, you can run you're mouth about...blah blah blah..the doomsday is you're fate...blah blah blah......Whatever! "Mr. Fantastic" Johnny Storm doesn't walk into the arenas to play games. I came to the GWA to win. I came to the GWA for Gold. This is my opportunity, and even if Damm doesn't help me...I'm going to win these titles, and I'll carry both the damn things out of the arena. What do you think about that Bobby Ross?

Ross: MY NAME IS ROSS BOBBY!!!!!

Mr. Fantastic: (a more calm face) Jeez BOB! You need to calm down!

**Ross Bobby throws his hands up in the air, and starts out the door, Mr. fantastic shrugs his shoulders, and Britney makes a disgusted face towards Ross. The cameraman stays.**

Mr. Fantastic: It's quite simple....I am going to walk into Insurrection without any gold, and I'm going to leave Insurrection one half of the Legion Tag Team Champions. Hell I might be leaving there a one man Legion Tag Team Champion. I don't care, cause I am the Lord of the Dance, and I ain't talking that river shit neither. The time has come for a new era, and this is a Fantastic era. Cause I have the most Fantastic body, the most Fantastic face, and Fantastic gold around my Fantastic waist! Doomsday....Jim Daher.....Be prepared to be Fantastically Eliminated!

**The cameraman is shewed away as the tape rolls on. He turns the camera off, and Britney shows him to the door. She returns to Fantastic who is sitting in thought. He looks about himself a few moments later as if he doesn't know where he is. He looks at the T.V., cocks his head to the side, and see's.......Steven Fury on T.V. running his mouth about events he doesn't understand. He opens his eyes wide as he hears the name...John Boy. He smiles and laughs disgruntled a bit, and then listens on to Fury's testimony. Storm now down right starts laughing. He looks to the TV again, and makes an unexplained face, and then Jumps to his feet and starts out the door. Britney goes to say something, but is cut off by a door slamming in her face. Johnny goes to the end of the hallway, to the elevator, and climbs in. A sadistic sneer comes across his face as the door's close**

To Be Continued!!!!!!!